Quantum Jam

from by Jochem Klaus

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The physical edition of Astroturfing is offered as an limited edition, 8cm 'mini' CD-r handcrafted by the artist and packaged in a handsome A6 350 gsm offset printed cardboard sleeve designed by Rutger Zuydervelt a.k.a. Machinefabriek. A thoughtful artist wizard who needs little introduction.

    This edition comes securely presented in a clear, resealable cellophane envelope that includes one red and one blue sheet of acetate for use in 'decoding' the track listing, credits and lyrics.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Astroturfing via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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This is the youngest of the tracks on Astroturfing and employs a heavy cut and paste methodology in tribute to the great free-jazz pastiche work of Madlib, which I was completely enthralled with at the time.


Peg: You’re worried about breaking the record tomorrow aren’t you?

Al: X2 does a crash and burn, you float back on a pillow of silk. The moment you touch down, you leap forward, Tom leaps back, and the broad and I are gone to Las Vegas!

Sam: A minute ago you said it was crap.

Captain: Well, ready to become the fastest man on earth?

Sam: Huh, ready as I’ll ever be.

Greg: I’m so heavy.
Dvdvdv dvdvdv dv.

Greg: Gotta get down.
Dvdvdv dvdvdv dv.

Hotline: Hello?

James: Whatcha Say?

TV Lady: The women love you when you get out there

James: Why’s that ladies?

TV Lady: Well I’m asking you

James: Huh?

TV Lady: Why do you think that is?

James: ‘cause I look good.

TV Lady: You look good. Yeah…

James: I smell good, I feel good…

TV Lady: And you sing good

James: …and I make love good

TV Lady: Oh… well there you are, we don’t have to ask anybody else, we got that from the source!

James: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


from Astroturfing, released July 4, 2015



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